Things that men HATE that women continue to do...

I have A LOT of male friends. When I listen to them complain and bitch and moan, they actually have very valid points, especially when it comes to relationships. In my eavesdropping, I have heard some things that have stuck with me....so here ya go!

In no particular order..

1. Talk shit to your friends about him, THEN invite him to hang out with them

Look, In relationships there WILL be ups and downs, but SOMETIMES you need to keep shit to

yourself ESPECIALLY if you are gonna be with the man for the long run. If every time a man

does something wrong, you run back and tell your friends, how in the HELL do you expect them

to get along? Close your mouth sometimes. I mean really. You talk to your friends like this nigga is Chris Brown'in

your ass they are gonna think YOU are the one that is fucking nuts for staying with

somebody like that.

-Sidenote and NIGGAS HATE THE SIDE EYE. If you happen to be a friend that dont like your friends man,

make yourself scarce. No need to sit on the couch fucking beatboxing all night long sucking the

fun out of whatever activity you are supposed to be doing.

2. Act like you HATE doing certain sexual acts.

It is YOUR job to PLEASE your partner. With that said, Don't swallow and act like you just

tasted acid. How would you like it if your man went down on you, came up and told you you

tasted like rotting chitterlings? You just sucked the romance right out of the moment. You better act like

you are fucking Cherokee D. Ass. Look at him. Make it worthwhile, tease and tittilate! Dont be such a prude

about sex. This dude is MORE than just fucking you, you are his girl. There is no need to bring 'I don't OR I wont

into the bedroom' You need to become his fantasy.

3. Change the game in the 9th inning.

If your man tells you that he does not like something, there is no amount of time or love that will

change that. Know what you can accept and if you cant accept it, move on. There is NOTHING worse

than a nagging ass woman. Shit, even women hate to be nagged. This subject is so close to me because

even as a woman, I am SICK of seeing women frusturated and mad over shit that you KNEW you had to deal with.

Case in Point: Baby Mommas. If you cant handle a nigga with kids, dont BE with a nigga with kids. Dont

blame shit on the baby momma, he entertains her right? And dont sit there and get mad he fight with her

which makes YOUR life less convienient. You cant handle the heat? GTFO of the kitchen!!

4. Getting treated like the last ninja.

No his name is not Tyrone. Whatever you experienced in the past, its time to move on.

Nobody likes a bag lady. Whats worse is, if you start treating him like he is the enemy,

eventually he will act like the enemy. Here is something I cant understand...you get in a SERIOUS

relationship and push push push for this nigga to let his heart out and then when he wants the same

you pull that 'I have been hurt' BULLSHIT. EVERYONE has been hurt. Man up and get over it. That nigga

has not did anything but try to love you, why does he deserve punishment??

5. Get Jealous over EVERYTHING

Look. If he is with you, he is with YOU for a reason. If you are gonna leave, leave. Don't bitch

about him looking at the next chick. Hell. That might get him ready for you. Fantasies are

Fantasies, not to be messed with. Just because he looks does NOT mean he is leaving.

On the OTHER side of that.. THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOUR ASS CAN DO IF HE WANNA FUCK SOMEBODY ELSE

If he wants to fuck something that aint you, you cant do anything but leave, and if you dont leave

Please bitch into a paper bag or something. I, nor any of your friends will have sympathy for you.

I hope this list enlightens you. Bottom line, you are responsible for your own happiness. If you are not happy

get out but don't lose a perfectly good man with your own bullshit.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Miss Bre