1. Give up sex, sexual encounters, and (*gulp*) jerking off for a year.
2. Lick inflamed herpes sore..and let @milozs choose whose.
3. 2 girls 1 cup? I'd get involved and I would volunteer to film the sequel..and it will be more elaborate.
4. Share an ice cream cone with Bradford the 7/11 Bum on 34TH Street who I am pretty sure has a plethora of diseases.
5. Ever see the south park episode where they reverse the eating/shitting process? I'd do that with an apple.
6. Sponge bath an entire floor of a retirement home...with my tongue.
7. Slap he shit outta @bigdho in the face and deal with the repercussions.
8. Eat a sock. From one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers after a 2 hour set in the desert.
9. stand on a corner in north Philly dressed in KKK clothing bearing a wooden cross and gasoline.
10. drink precious' bath water after her working out and not bathing for a week
by Matt "Hollywood Ko" Koza
with slight exaggerations by BigDho
2. Lick inflamed herpes sore..and let @milozs choose whose.
3. 2 girls 1 cup? I'd get involved and I would volunteer to film the sequel..and it will be more elaborate.
4. Share an ice cream cone with Bradford the 7/11 Bum on 34TH Street who I am pretty sure has a plethora of diseases.
5. Ever see the south park episode where they reverse the eating/shitting process? I'd do that with an apple.
6. Sponge bath an entire floor of a retirement home...with my tongue.
7. Slap he shit outta @bigdho in the face and deal with the repercussions.
8. Eat a sock. From one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers after a 2 hour set in the desert.
9. stand on a corner in north Philly dressed in KKK clothing bearing a wooden cross and gasoline.
10. drink precious' bath water after her working out and not bathing for a week
by Matt "Hollywood Ko" Koza
with slight exaggerations by BigDho
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ReplyDeletehaving TORN an ACL in HS when the surgery wasnt what it is today...FUCK YO LIST, gimme the knife.
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